How to avoid procrastination
Humans like to think we're a clever lot. Yet those magnificent, mighty brains that allow us to split the atom and touch the moon are the same stupid brains that can't start an assignment until the day before it's due.
We evolved from primitive creatures, but we never quite shed ourselves of their legacy. You know the clever, rational part of your brain you think of as your human consciousness? Let's call him Albert. He lives in your brain alongside an impulsive baby reptile called Rex:
Humans like to think we're a clever lot. Yet those magnificent, mighty brains that allow us to split the atom and touch the moon are the same stupid brains that can't start an assignment until the day before it's due.
We evolved from primitive creatures, but we never quite shed ourselves of their legacy. You know the clever, rational part of your brain you think of as your human consciousness? Let's call him Albert. He lives in your brain alongside an impulsive baby reptile called Rex:
(Rex is your basal ganglia, but that's not very catchy so I'm sticking with Rex).
Rex evolved millions of years ago - unsurprisingly enough, in the brains of reptiles - and his instincts guide and motivate you to this day. Hunger. Fear. Love. Lust. Rex's thoughts are primitive and without language.
Here's the bit you're not going to like. Rex makes the final call on all your decisions.Every. Single. One.
We like to think of Albert as "our true self" - the conscious part of your brain. He's the talking, reasoning part. When we decide to go to the gym or write that term paper, Albert made that decision.
Rex does listen to Albert. Like a child, he will do a lot of what he's told, as long as he wants to. But if Rex prefers to crash on the sofa to watch Survivor and eat Cheetos, that's what you're going to do.
The incredible ascension of mankind that surrounds us is largely possible because we've developed systems to nurture our reptilian brains, to subdue, soothe and subvert them.
Much of this this system we call "civilization". Widely available food and shelter take care of a lot. So does a system of law, and justice. Mandatory education. Entertainment. Monogamy. All of it calms Rex down for long enough for Albert to do something useful - like discover penicillin, or invent Cheetos.
Now let's look at your procrastination.
You're making a decision with your conscious mind and wondering why you're not carrying it out. The truth is the real decision maker - Rex - is not nearly so mature.
Imagine you had to constantly convince a young child to do what you wanted. For simple actions, asserting your authority might be enough. "It's time for dinner". But if that child doesn't want to do something, it won't listen. You need to cajole it:
·
Forget
logic. Once you've decided
to do something, logic and rationale won't help you. Your inner reptile can be
placated, scared and excited. But it doesn't speak with language and cannot be
reasoned with.
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Comfort
matters. If you're
hungry, tired or depressed your baby reptile will rebel. Fail to take care of
yourself, and he'll wail and scream and refuse to do a damn thing you say. That's
what he's for. Eat, sleep and make time for fun.
·
Nurture
discipline. Build a routine
of positive and negative reinforcement. If you want a child to eat their
vegetables, don't give them dessert first. Reward yourself for successes, and
set up assured punishments for your failure. Classic examples include
committing to a public goal, or working in a team - social pressure can
influence Rex.
·
Incite
emotion. Your reptile
brain responds to emotion. That is its language. So get yourself
pumped, or terrified. Motivational talks, movies and articles can work, for a
while. I use dramatic music (one of my favorite playlists is called Music to conquer worlds by).
Picture the bliss associated with getting something done, or the horrors of
failing. Make your imagination vivid enough that it shakes you. We use similar
tricks on children for a reason: "brush your teeth or they'll fall
out".
·
Force
a start. The most important
thing you can do is start. Much of Rex's instincts are to avoid
change, and once you begin something those instincts start to tip into your favor With enough time, you can even convince Rex to love doing
the things he hated. There's a reason we force kids to go to school or to try
piano lessons.
·
Bias
your environment. Rex is short sighted
and not terribly bright. If he sees a Facebook icon, he'll want it. It's like
showing a child the start of a cool TV program immediately before bedtime.
Design your environment to be free from such distractions: sign out of instant
messenger, turn off notifications, turn off email. Have separate places for
work and fun, and ideally separate computers (or at least accounts).
Once you know what to look for, you'll start to recognize the patterns and control them.
There's an impulsive baby reptile in your brain, and unfortunately he has the steering wheel. If you can be a good parent to him he'll mostly do what you say, and serve you well. Just remember who's in charge.
Since you have plenty of ideas floating around your head, the first thing you'll want to do is start an "idea bank" for them. The first step in making those ideas real is to get them out of your head and into something you can look at when you're in the mood to work, not just brainstorm. Doing this instantly relieves that "there's too much going on in my head" frustration. I've mentioned before
Once you have your ideas in a format you can draw from, your next step is to add meat to their bones. You may have a genius idea, but it takes more than that to make an idea reality. Start brainstorming and ask yourself "How can I make this real? What tools will I need, and how much time will it take? When can I set aside time to work on this?"

